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Hark the Heralds (part 1 of 6)

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Did you ever have a crush in elementary school and you were too afraid to tell the person yourself? Yep. Most of us did. So what did we do? We sent a messenger to look into the situation for us and act in our place. A wussy move, but hey, you do what you have to do when you’re shy as hell. We were a bit like Galactus when you think about it. Except he sent his Heralds (AKA messengers) to scout planets for him and act in his place until he saw fit to arrive. He’d then devour the planet’s life-force, killing all who lived upon it. You know, maybe this analogy isn’t as spot on as I originally thought. Sigh. Anyway, enjoy my look back at “Silver Surfer” #70…..

We begin our story in deepest space where the current Herald for the mighty Galactus, Nova, looks on at a beautiful planet consisting of millions of inhabitants. They are completely unaware that she is near, let alone what her true purpose for visiting is. She is a servant of death itself. A harbinger of doom for entire civilizations. After she locates a planet that fits Galactus’ criteria, the very life of the world is consumed by the Devourer, leaving utter destruction and then horrifying silence in his wake! The death count of this so-called god is incalculable. As Nova looks down upon this peaceful planet, she feels extreme guilt. She is loyal to her master, but she can do this no longer. Nova speeds off towards Galactus’ space vessel. (I need to get me one of these Heralds. They could locate the best restaurants for me to feed my undying hunger for artery-clogging awesomeness! Damn. I’m hungry now. I shall return after making a snack.)

(I’m back. You know, I do believe that some granola bars are tools of the Devil, created from chopped up pieces of cork and plywood. Yummy. Must talk to Mrs. Symbifan about purchasing unhealthier snacks for me in the future.) Nova enters the enormous spacecraft of Galactus. He doesn’t look up from his many monitor screens as he asks the inevitable question: “Have you found a suitable world from which I will feed my insatiable hunger?” Nova lies as she tells her master that she has found no such place as of yet. The god does look up then. He calls his Herald a liar! He’s been watching her every move for quite some time and knows how false her claim is. The Devourer of Worlds continues that he will now consume this world that she so wishes to spare. Nova cries out in protest, but the ancient god will have none of it. He traps her in an energy construct and prepares to enter the planet’s atmosphere himself!

When Galactus arrives upon the planet’s surface, Nova is forced to float next to him, helpless to do anything but watch the coming annihilation. As the Devourer readies himself to feed, he scolds his Herald with furious rage. That is until one of this world’s denizens, a muscle-bound savage carrying a double-bladed battle axe, roars a challenge up at the already annoyed god! Surprisingly, Galactus hears the insects cry and looks down upon him, interested. Galactus asks this fearless being’s name. He yells back that he is Morg, court executioner, and he fears no-one! Would this Morg be so brave if he knew that his homeworld was about to be obliterated? Yes! If that is his planet’s fate, then so be it. He cares nothing for his people or his world. His only concern is for himself! Intrigued, the ancient god seizes Morg, sparing his life as he begins the feeding process! In no time at all, the planet is reduced to no more than rubble as Nova cries out in horror! (Mmmm. Nothing like a good planet to feel truly full. Do you think there are fattening worlds out there that go straight to Galactus’ godlike thighs?)

Shortly, back on Galactus’ ship, the Devourer turns to his distraught Herald and tells her that she is free! He wants her to leave his presence immediately! Nova is shocked beyond words! How is this possible? Has she not always been loyal? And now he means to simply throw her away? (Breakups are haaaaard. I bet she spies on his Facebook page constantly.) She asks her former master, what will he do without a Herald to find him world’s suitable for his hunger? Galactus replies that he has made many mistakes in the past with his choosing of Heralds. They all had their flaws. No more. He has found the perfect being to aid him. He reveals Morg, encased in energy! Nova cries out in alarm! Surely he can’t be serious! One final time, the god orders Nova to leave. Sadly, she finally does so. Galactus asks Morg if he will be his next Herald. The creature agrees without pause! Morg is then imbued with the Power Cosmic and a deadly new Herald is born!

Mere moments later, the Silver Surfer flies into Galactus’ ship. He means to talk to Nova about her growing empathy and conscience. Turning, he sees the ancient god and asks her whereabouts. Galactus replies that she is gone and she will not be returning. The Surfer is shocked! Has the Devourer lost his mind? Nova may have had her doubts as of late, but her loyalty was beyond question. Galactus warns the Surfer that his insolence will not be tolerated. Anyway, he now has a new Herald that’s more to his liking. Out steps the transformed Morg the Executioner! Without hesitation, Galactus orders Morg to remove this pest! Morg smiles as he happily follows his new master’s orders!

To be continued…..

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Dark Liaisons (part 4 of 4)

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Greetings and salutations, Legions of the Unspoken! Your loyal Symbifan has returned as promised and with the final part of my look back at one of my favorite storylines from the 90’s, “Spirits of Venom”! (This exciting finale was originally published in “Spirits of Vengeance” #6) As we begin, I must ask you all a very serious question: Have you ever wanted to see the inside of Venom’s fanged and drooling mouth? No? Too bad! Hahaha!

(Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Ugh! You just know he has an alien form of gingivitis in there.) Venom roars at Ghost Rider in rage! How dare he aid Spider-Man in escaping his grasp? Now the Spirit of Vengeance will suffer in the wall-crawler’s place! Venom leaps at the Rider, ready to tear him to shreds! Ghost Rider attempts to speak reasonably to the symbiotic villain. Spider-Man was helping the innocent people be free of the evil minions of Deathwatch. And doesn’t Venom often preach about saving innocents? This only added to Venom’s anger! The Rider knew nothing of him and what the Spider did to him! Venom then uses his superior strength to toss Ghost Rider across the sewers tunnel and into a concrete wall! He then picks up the Rider’s fallen chain and lunges!

Venom pins Ghost Rider to the ground, forcing the supernatural chain into his mouth and tightening it! This effectively traps the Spirit of Vengeance underneath the drooling symbiote! As Venom roars curses, Ghost Rider has had enough! He unleashes the most feared of his powers, the Penance Stare! By peering into an enemy’s eyes, the Rider can force them to feel all of the pain that they’ve inflicted upon others! Most scream in absolute terror at this disturbing skill. (I want this power! Except I want others to feel my utter annoyance. I would punish all who work at my local Walmart! Self checkout, be damned!) But what’s this? Something’s wrong. A type of unknown feedback harms both Venom and the hellish Rider! An explosion of mystical fire hurls Venom away and rocks Ghost Rider’s body!

Venom, though still reeling from the blast, pulls himself to his feet first. Ghost Rider lies very still. He seems unconscious. Venom, angered at the pain he just felt, approaches to finish his foe! But as he moves to do so, he suddenly finds a hellfire shotgun pressed to the back of his skull! Blaze won’t allow the murder of his partner. But the symbiote sends a tendril backwards, blocking the trigger from being pulled! As Venom laughs, sure of his victory, Blaze instead slams a long blade into Venom’s shoulder! Blaze is backhanded some distance for this outrage! But before any of the three can continue their brawl, the very ground seems to swallow them as the eerie Deathspawn pull them downwards! (Anyone else sick of these Deathspawn interrupting the superhero fights in this story? These guys are more annoying than Girl Scouts when it’s that time of year to sell their damn cookies. Making me feel all guilty as I walk on by. What was I talking about? Not sure, but I suddenly crave cookies.)

Aboveground, Spider-Man has contacted the authorities to take the unconscious Hobgoblin into custody. As an armored Guardsman lands and cuffs the goblin, Spidey also reports that Venom is free at this very moment right beneath their feet. In fact, this is where he himself must return. He has to help his allies. The Guardsman gets on his radio and orders a containment squad for Venom just as the web-slinger disappears back into the dark and murky sewers. Johnny Blaze, Ghost Rider, and Venom are trapped, held against their will by two of Deathwatch’s main goons, Hag and Troll! This evil twosome were even more powerful than the numerous Deathspawn! (So important to the storyline, that I completely forgot that they even existed until just now. But hey, it’s not like I wrote three whole articles, not even mentioning them. Pardon my nervous laugh…..heehee.) It seems that the trio will be used as offerings to Deathwatch when he arises from the land of the dead! Just as Blaze scoffs at this plan, the Deathspawn suddenly enter Deathwatch’s still form! He then sits straight up and turns his gaze to the captives!

As Hag and Troll egg on their dark master, Deathwatch slowly reaches for Johnny Blaze! He will feed upon his life-force and be whole once more! But just before his fingertips touch Blaze’s cheek, a strand of webbing pulls Deathwatch’s hand away. Everyone present looks and they see Spider-Man standing there, Blaze’s hellfire shotgun held at the ready! Hag and Troll ignore Spidey as he warns them with the weapon as they rush him! For a moment, Spider-Man contemplates actually using the enchanted gun. But instead, he throws it to its owner. Blaze uses it to free Ghost Rider and himself. (Look at Spidey in the pic above! Who knew that the web-slinger could look so gangsta?!) As Ghost Rider tackles Deathwatch, Blaze aims the weapon towards Spider-Man and his two attackers. He can’t fire or he’ll hit the hero for sure! That’s when inspiration hits. He looks to the captive Venom. He would go through anyone to make it to his arch-nemesis. Blaze hopes he won’t live to regret this. He frees the symbiote!

Venom wastes zero time in swinging towards his hated enemy! And as predicted, he does in fact tear through Hag, Troll, and numerous Deathspawn to try and reach Spider-Man! At that moment, the Deathspawn try to flee Deathwatch’s battered form! This cannot be allowed, or this madness will start over again! No. They must be contained! Ghost Rider encircles the villain with his chain as Blaze ignites it with a hellfire blast! The result is a type of cage, keeping the Deathspawn from escaping! Seeing their beloved master fall, Hag and Troll try to flee! But Johnny Blaze expected this. He knocks both to the ground, holding them at gunpoint! (Wow! No wonder I forgot Hag and Troll until now. They were beyond pointless to the story. Yeah. I’ll keep telling myself that. No screw up here, folks…..) Badly weakened, the creatures begin to fall one by one. It all seems to be over until Spider-Man hears a familiar growl coming from behind him. Venom won’t be denied his prize!

But before Venom can spring, a blast from a sonic disruptor rifle knocks him back! Countless armored Guardsmen enter the sewers and begin taking control of the situation. Venom is quickly contained. Demogoblin is found lurking about elsewhere in the sewers and is captured as well. Doppelganger was never located. (Seriously! The writer just completely forgot about him!) As for Hag, Troll, and Deathwatch, they are taken prisoner by Blaze and Ghost Rider to be deliver to the mystic, Dr. Strange. Spider-Man thanks the two as they mount their bikes. But all three of the heroes know that as long as evil runs rampant, this will hardly be their last meeting.

End.

Dedicated to my beloved Renee for our seventeenth anniversary. I have always and will always love you. Thank you for making this big comic book nerd’s heart feel whole.

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Dark Liaisons (part 3 of 4)

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Well, I’m back at last, Unspokenites. I apologize for the long delay in getting to this third part of the story. I blame global warming personally. Okay. That was lame. Would you believe that I barely survived an alien plague? Fine. I was being lazy. Happy now? Geez! You guys are relentless! Anyway, let’s shift the focus from me to the Spirits of Vengeance storyline. This part was originally presented in “Web of Spider-Man” #96. Enjoy!

In the inky depths beneath Manhattan, Spider-Man fought for air! He and the priest were so swarmed with the deadly Deathspawn that it was as if they were drowning in them! Suddenly, using his superior strength, Spidey broke through! Using this freed hand, he triggered one of his web-shooters, shooting a webline onto an overhead pipe. He then pulled himself and the priest to freedom! (I won’t make a “Braveheart” joke here. The Scottish people may thank me by ceasing all haggis cooking. Ugh!) Pulling them both up, Spider-Man spied a crack in the pipe. This gave him a desperate idea. He yanked with all of his might until the pipe burst and water came shooting down over the Deathspawn at an alarming rate! This disoriented them enough for Spidey to slip through another tunnel.

At this moment, Venom was crawling through yet another winding tunnel. Below him, he spied Doppelganger, Demogoblin, and a terrified Hobgoblin. Demogoblin had Hobgoblin pinned to a wall. The demon spoke of how it would tear the taint of it’s own demon blood from the Hobgoblin’s veins, leftover from when he himself had possessed his body! He would then slay every demon until only he was left to transcend to a higher being! (Can I just say here that Demogoblin might just benefit from some help with his metal health issues? Because he’s nuttier than a salted nut-roll!) Hobgoblin begged for the creature to see reason! He begged for his life! Uninterested in this exchange, the Doppelganger turned and spied a quietly approaching Venom! It attacked immediately and the two creatures began to tear one another apart!

Meanwhile, in yet another part of the sewers, Ghost Rider and Johnny Blaze were having their own problems with this invasion of Deathspawn creatures. As they battled, Ghost Rider ensnared one of the beasts around it’s throat with his chain! Blaze attempted to end it’s unholy life with his hellfire shotgun, but the Rider had other ideas. He would terrify it with his Penance Stare, making the creature feel all of the pain it had ever caused others by looking into his cold eyes, and then it would be more apt to lead the heroes to the trapped humans. Staring into the frightened monster’s eyes, he began his terrible stare! But the Deathspawn merely exploded! Another plan would have to be conceived. (Umm, yeah! I know you’re only reading this and can’t actually see my shocked face, but damn! That’s definitely one for the books, folks! It felt so bad, it literally blew up! I’m still in shock!)

Just then, Spidey and the priest rounded the corner and almost ran right into Ghost Rider and Blaze as they fought the countless Deathspawn horde! With barely a word spoken between them, the web-slinger threw himself into their fight to help! The captive people were everywhere it seemed, free of their prison, but now in immediate danger! The heroes agreed that they needed to separate the victims from the Deathspawn somehow. Spider-Man instantly formulated a plan. He shot two twin lines of webbing overhead, catching the cracked ceiling over them all. He then instructed Blaze to fire at the largest crack, making it even bigger. Spidey then ordered Ghost Rider to throw his chain into the same area. When it took hold, the two pulled with all of their superhuman might as Blaze continued firing! The effect was that the ceiling collapsed, separating the humans from the deadly Deathspawn attackers by tons of concrete rubble! (Ah, teamwork. Not unlike the X-Men. Well, when Wolverine isn’t slowing things down by trying to get into Jean Grey’s panties. Hairy little pervert.)

While the captives begin their escape, Spider-Man and the others suddenly hear a blood-curdling scream! That’s when Spidey realizes that Hobgoblin is not amongst the other victims! He states that he must rescue the criminal before the Demogoblin has his way with him! Blaze argues that the other people’s lives mean more than Hobgoblin’s. He should leave him to die. Spider-Man looks to the priest. Both agree with a nod. No life is more important than any other. The wall-crawler crawls off to save one of his deadliest foes as the priest says a prayer for him. (Respect goes to Spidey here. I’d not only leave Hobgoblin behind, I’d post pics of his demise of Facebook. I take lots of medication…..)

Just as Demogoblin raises one razor-sharp clawed hand to end Hobgoblin’s life, webbing pins the claw to a wall as a foot connects with the demon’s jaw! The unholy one falls but orders the Doppelganger to protect him while he finishes his grisly work! The near-mindless creature growls and attacks Spider-Man from behind! But a well-placed fist from behind drops the Doppelganger! It’s Venom! Venom won’t allow anyone to kill Spider-Man but himself! That moment is when all hell breaks loose! All present combatants are now beating each other to a pulp! Spidey seizes this chaotic moment to advance upon Demogoblin! He beats the creature within an inch of it’s cursed life until the demon can no longer stand! But before this can go any further, the Deathspawn erupt from beneath Demogoblin and drag him downward with shadowy claws! (It seems as if you can’t even trust Hell’s forces in this day and age! Sheesh!)

Spider-Man reaches down to help the Hobgoblin to his feet. The man all but begs for prison at this point! But Spidey had forgotten all about the murderous Venom! Done with his prey, the many-limbed Doppelganger, he now attacked his true target, Spider-Man! The two had done this dance too many times. So much, that they nearly knew one another’s every fighting technique! But the fight is suddenly interrupted by a chain around Spidey’s symbiotic attacker’s throat! It was of course Ghost Rider! The Spirit of Vengeance demanded that Spider-Man flee with the innocents and make sure they got to safety! Begrudgingly, he does so. An enraged Venom then faces the Rider. This insult would not stand!

To be concluded…..

Dedicated to the memory of my stepfather, Bob Metz. Ten years have passed since the night you left this world behind. And you will be missed by those who loved you for all time. Rest in peace.